He's Baaaack!

Well, I think this quote best sums it up…

“Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.”
-Jerry Seinfeld

Oops…wrong quote. Funny though…here’s what I meant.

“The rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated”
-Mark Twain

That’s right. I am alive. I am here. Lack of blogging does not constitute reasonable evidence that I have died…

Well, like Superman, I have made my dramatic return after a long period of inactivity…although unlike Superman, I have nothing to do. But wait.

Yes, I’m playing a really fun game at the moment known as the “waiting game”. Here’s the rules for all you fun-crazed maniacs out there…Find something important that will change your life forever. And sit there not knowing when it will happen. First one to not go crazy wins a one week holiday in Winnipeg in February. Second place gets to go for two weeks

Yes, I’m going crazy wondering, “Is this the call?”…No wait…”is THIS the call?” Nope…”Is this the call?”…false alarm. Not to the extent that Meg is, but still I’m fairly anxious to get this baby out.

Don’t worry though, you might feel at a loss that although we live in Australia, you live in Canada, (or even Quebec) and you might not be able to see this bundle of joy that soon will be arriving…wait, is this the call???...Nope sorry, just have to pick up some milk….

Where was I? Ah yes…long distance well wishers. Be assured, good people, that when the baby arrives, I will have already super-glued the camera to my face and wired the shutter to my optic nerve, so that when I blink, I take yet another picture that will be posted to my blog. So, you will not be without a visual representation of this event. If a picture is worth a thousand words, then consider my future posts to be the equivalent of Encyclopedia Britannica on a Xerox with a brick holding down the COPY button.

Now, to leave you wondering and amused, say these sentences out loud.
MY KOJAK SUN
PEER STEERS
BAT TREE SNOT INK LOOTED
DEW ACHE WHO GULLS URGE
TIE PAPER SUN OWL LIT TEA
MISSILE CUP SUN VITAL

(Haha…that last one doesn’t actually say anything…but the thought of people reading it out loud trying to work it out is funny…)

The Prodigal Blogger….Jer